AÂ conversation I had with a friend of mine who got married a few months ago… I will leave out her name so as not to endanger her marriage.
Her: I’mÂ working on centerpieces for my wedding and trying not to yell at the dude i’m planning to marry.Â I don’t know why he thinks he’s entitled to an opinion.
me: He’s really not
Her: Right – I’m thinking hot pink roses mixed with soft pink roses for centerpieces
Me: So what does he want?
Her: He thinks it’s too much pink… So i said, “It won’t be too much pink if i shove them all up your ARSE.”
Me: That was diplomatic.
Her:Â I didn’t really say that.Â I think I’m just going to have urinals at the men’s tables.
Right. Does the groom really need to be involved in the wedding planning details?